Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Only in Utah.....


I received this as an email today and started laughing.. It is so true!


A man was being tailgated by a woman on Foothill
Boulevard in Salt Lake City.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of
him. He did the right thing, stopping at the
crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman slammed on the brakes and leaned
on the horn. She opened her window, stuck her hand out
and made a gesture, all the while screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through
the intersection with him.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed
in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting
with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'Choose The Right' license plate holder,
the 'Families are Forever' bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Angel Moroni emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.'

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