
I received this as an email today and started laughing.. It is so true!
A man was being                            tailgated by a woman on Foothill
Boulevard in Salt                            Lake City.
Suddenly, the light turned                            yellow just in front of
him. He did the right                            thing, stopping at the
crosswalk, even though he                            could have beaten the red
light by accelerating                            through the intersection.
The tailgating                            woman slammed on the brakes and leaned
on the horn.                            She opened her window, stuck her hand out
and made                            a gesture, all the while screaming in
frustration                            as she missed her chance to get through
the                            intersection with him.
As she was still                            in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and                            looked up into the face of a very serious
police                            officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her                            car with her
hands up. He took her to the police                            station where she
was searched, fingerprinted,                            photographed, and placed
in a                            cell.
After a couple of hours, a                            policeman approached the
cell and opened the door.                            She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the                            arresting officer was waiting
with her personal                            effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this                            mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while                            you were blowing your
horn, flipping the guy off in                            front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at                            him.
I noticed the 'Choose The Right'                            license plate holder,
the 'Families are Forever'                            bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday School'                            bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Angel Moroni                            emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you                            had stolen the                            car.' 
 
1 comment:
L O L!!!!!
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